I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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