If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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