i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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