dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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