...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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