Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Two words: blizzard sex
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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