we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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