i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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