"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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