Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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