Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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