Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Randomize
