Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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