She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just cut my nipple shaving
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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