Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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