is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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