Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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