I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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