I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
