Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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