benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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