Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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