Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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