Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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