Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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