Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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