Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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