i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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