Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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