i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just saw a hot homeless man
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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