Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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