Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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