Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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