? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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