wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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