Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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