get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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