Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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