apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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