Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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