Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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