Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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