We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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