What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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