Your tits are I can't wait for
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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