hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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