just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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