dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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