I want to stick my p in your. b.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
