just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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