Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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