Those balls look pretty dangerous.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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