Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.