Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.