1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!