Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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