if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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